It’s official. Win gold at the Olympics with Cialis
One of the world’s leading scientists specialising in sports drugs, Dr Robin Parisotto, has gone on the record. There are now new uses for existing and some new drugs that will fly under the radar of the World Anti-Doping Agency’s tests. Perhaps some of the better informed athletes have been using these techniques at the Olympics at Beijing. If so, we’ll never know. So what are these new techniques? Well, let’s start with the go-faster tattoos. These are very interesting ideas, recent studies showed that taking a drug through tatoo can be more effective than direct injections of medications right into sportsman’s veins. So, you get the same effect with one-sixteenth of the dose and that makes the dose so much harder to detect. But the most interesting ideas are the use of Cialis and nitrous oxide gas. Yes, friends, inhaling laughing gas makes you go faster, jump higher, and so on. The point is that both operate as vascular dilators - they open up your blood vessels. Then blood flows increase and bring more oxygen and glucose to those working muscles faster. The advantage of Cialis is that it stays in the body for longer - it’s not called the “weekend” pill for nothing. Next time you see a runner coming down the street towards you covered in tattoos, popping pills and breathing from a gas canister, this is your next Olympian in training.